Latest Funny Jokes 2017
Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.
1. Someone on his status
"Sleeping"
...since 3 days!
He's probably dead.
2. Someone never sends anything, then
at night once a week/month he says: "Good night" !
3. Someone is sick since the time I
added him.
4. Someone steals my status and keeps
it at the same time when I do.
5. Someone is "Driving"
...since 5 days!
I guess he reached Dubai!!
6. Someone sends me back exactly what
I sent to him..
Seems like he wants to play table
tennis!
7. Someone still has his status as
"Happy New Year!" .guess his time stood still
8. Someone's status is
"Happy" since one month.
Living in Paradise?
9. Someone when I send a broadcast he
just puts a smiley face.
10. From first day their status is,
'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp'
I know it! That's why you're on my
list!
11. Someone writes "urgent calls
only", dont get it.. Are u in the police or ambulance ?
12. Most say, "can't talk
whatsapp only" dude then throw away ur phone.. Your not using the phone's
primary function.
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Lady On Phone..
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u. U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids
Man Stunnd...Omg!
R U Riya
No
Anu?
No
Pari?
No
Jasi?
No
Lady in confusion
No Sir.. I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.
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Girls of today:
Boy : Hi
Girl : What?
Boy : How are you?
Girl : Do I know you?
Boy : I'm rich...
Girl : Oh! Hi. My name is Mary but you can call me "Baby". I'm
19 & I stay in Actonville . I love short dark men...especially
like you...& I'm glad to meet you. So, when are we going out?
Boy : No, no, no "Rich" is my name.
Girl : Sorry I don't talk to strangers.
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A Lady on telephone:
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Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you..
Man: do u know me..
Lady: Yes you are the father of one of my kids.
Man stunned,
Oh my God!
Are u Sangeeta????
No
Are U Meenakshee ???
No
Are u Nisha?
No
Neha?
No
Monika?
No
Anushka?
No
Mitali?
No
Vaishali?
No
Lady in confusion...
No sir i'm the class teacher of your son....
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