Latest Funny Jokes 2017
5 Girls and 5 Boys are traveling by rail from Pune
to Mumbai. They gather at Pune Railway Station. Both groups desperately try to
prove their talent.
SCENE 1 (PUNE-MUMBAI):
5 Boys buy only 1 ticket, and 5 Girls buy 5 tickets
and Girls are desperately waiting for TC to come. When TC arrives, all 5 Boys
get into one toilet, so when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and
the TC goes away. On the return journey, they don't get a direct Train to Pune.
So both group decide to take a passenger Train till Lonavala, from there they
can easily get a Local Train to Pune.
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI-LONAVALA):
Girls decided, This time, we will prove that we are
smarter". 5 Girls buy 1 ticket, Boys don't buy any ticket at all ! TC
arrives All Girls IN ONE TOILET. ALL Boys IN THE OPPOSITE TOILET. One Boy gets
out and knocks the door of Girls's toilet. One Girls's hand comes out with the
tickets, Boy takes the ticket and enters toilet. TC drives out all the Girls
from the toilet, And they are heavily fined.
SCENE 3 (LONAVALA):
Now, both the groups are at LONAVALA Railway
Station. Girls are planning their move for a last chance, They board the local
Train to Pune. This time, Girls decide that they will play the same (1 ticket)
trick. ALL Girls take 1 ticket and Boys buy 5 tickets. TC Comes. All Boys show
their tickets, AND Girls are still searching for toilet in the Local
Train"
Conclusion: Technically Boys are genius, Don't mess
with Boys.
Two
guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them.
They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The
first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
The second guy says, "What are you doing?"
He says, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll jump down and
make a run for it."
The second guy says, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear."
The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to
outrun you."
Boy:
Marry me.. ?
Girl:
Do you have a house.. ?
Boy:
No.. Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy:
No..
Girl:
How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but..
Girl:
No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa,
3
property lands,
3
Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why
I still need to buy BMW.?!
How can I get the salary when actually
I'm the BOSS..
They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
The second guy says, "What are you doing?"
He says, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll jump down and make a run for it."
The second guy says, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear."
The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."
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