Wednesday, 12 July 2017

Latest Funny Jokes 2017

                           Latest Funny Jokes 2017

5 Girls and 5 Boys are traveling by rail from Pune to Mumbai. They gather at Pune Railway Station. Both groups desperately try to prove their talent.

5 Boys buy only 1 ticket, and 5 Girls buy 5 tickets and Girls are desperately waiting for TC to come. When TC arrives, all 5 Boys get into one toilet, so when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away. On the return journey, they don't get a direct Train to Pune. So both group decide to take a passenger Train till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a Local Train to Pune.

Girls decided, This time, we will prove that we are smarter". 5 Girls buy 1 ticket, Boys don't buy any ticket at all ! TC arrives All Girls IN ONE TOILET. ALL Boys IN THE OPPOSITE TOILET. One Boy gets out and knocks the door of Girls's toilet. One Girls's hand comes out with the tickets, Boy takes the ticket and enters toilet. TC drives out all the Girls from the toilet, And they are heavily fined.

Now, both the groups are at LONAVALA Railway Station. Girls are planning their move for a last chance, They board the local Train to Pune. This time, Girls decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick. ALL Girls take 1 ticket and Boys buy 5 tickets. TC Comes. All Boys show their tickets, AND Girls are still searching for toilet in the Local Train"
Conclusion: Technically Boys are genius, Don't mess with Boys.


Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them.
They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
The second guy says, "What are you doing?"
He says, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll jump down and make a run for it."
The second guy says, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear."
The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."


Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No.. Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
 Boy: No salary.. but..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
 Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa,
3 property lands,
3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why I still need to buy BMW.?!
 How can I get the salary when actually
 I'm the BOSS..






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